JESUS AND THE BURGLAR
> A burglar broke into a house and shined his?
> flashlight around looking for valuables.
> He picked up a CD?
> player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:?
> ‘Jesus is watching you.’
> He nearly jumped out of his skin,?
> clicked off his flashlight and froze. When he heard nothing more?
> he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out he heard: ‘Jesus?
> is watching you.’
> Freaked out, he shined his light around?
> frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam?
> came to rest on a parrot.
> ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the?
> ‘Yep,’ the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just?
> trying to warn you that he’s watching you.’
> The burglar?
> relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
> replied the bird.
> ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of?
> people would name a bird Moses?’
> ‘The kind that would name a?
> Rottweiler Jesus